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Friday, July 11, 2008

WHY SO?

1.> When I Take a long time to finish,

I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time,

he is thorough

2.> When I don't do it

I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it,

he is busy,

3.> When I do something without being told,

I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same,

he takes the initiative,

4.> When I please my boss,

I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss,

he is cooperating,

5.>When I make a mistake,

I' am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake,

he's only human.

6.> When I am out of the office,

I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office,

he's on business.

7.> When I am on a day off sick,

I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick,

he must be very ill.

8.> When I apply for leave,

I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave

it's because he's overworked

9.> When I do good,

my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong,

he never forgets....

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